Video games!

Hey, hello! It's me again, the crazy hilarious idiosyncratic you all love. Not that there's an all, ha-ha. In fact, I've been having so little page views I'm getting a little discouraged. Ha-ha. But I'm not! So, bucklers, let me have an interesting topic for today:
VIDEO GAMES!
Who doesn't like video games? Wait wait wait, what? You don't like video games? Get out of here! I mean, really, get outta here. This is all about vid-ee-oo-gaa-mes!
But to be honest, I don't really play video games that much. I played with lego and read books and did boring stuff ( to you at least) when I was a kid and I've only started playing um, a little too late... About four years ago... And not regularly.
Needless to say, I'm a noob. (a noob, for those noober than me, is a very weak player)
FPS, RTS, MMO, RPG. Flash or 3D. Whatever kind of video game you play, you feel alive in that game. Wait! Hold that thought. Could that be the reason why video game addicts waste at least half their day sitting in front of a screen? Why a Minecraft noob would play four to eight hours a day honing their skills to be able to craft diamond armor in ten minutes? Why an FPS twitcher still twitches after being devastated by a lightning strike killstreak of a no-life addict with a twenty four killstreak?
Could that be so?
That these players, are insulted and bullied so often, kicked out of their social circles, that they abandoned their social lives and chose to lead a new life in a virtually realistic world, where they are heroes, and where they could communicate and even build relationships with their own kind?
What has happened to humanity?
Or do these players just seek pleasure and entertainment in the form of video games?
That would probably be the reason of at least half the gaming population.
But the no-life hardcore addicts have shunned reality and embraced the virtual world.
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS BLOG? I thought this was going to be a diary or something, not some sort of weird article.
I mean, come on guys! What kind of weirdo would write that?
You just did, you crazy hilarious weirdo, you.
Alright, I'm sorry bucklers. I got a wee bit carried away.
You know, I'm almost sure you guys are probably thinking, "I sure wasted my time reading this stupid article. I'll just go read something better, like twilight or something."
Well guess what. I just did!
Nah I'm just kidding.
See you soon bucklers! I'm going to do another video game blog tomorrow!